Today I:

1. Woke up.
2. Went to work.
3. Left work.
4. …
5. Got in a car accident while standing still at a red light
6. Sold $120 worth of Wood Elves to a guy on a street corner
7. Smashed my fingers in the trunk of my car after said sale
8. Found an iPhone in the middle of the street with a smashed up screen
9. Found the owner of said smashed up iPhone via the internet and the label on the iPhone’s harddrive and set up a time to return it
10. Went to sleep

Goodness.